I don't quite function
as I did years ago.
My vision is blurred
and my reflexes are slow.
My memory is failing
and my hearing's not good.
My clothes don't fit
in the places they should!
My teeth are removable
and can be stored in a jar.
From time to time
I forget where they are.
Sleeping's not a problem
I can do it anywhere!
I'm often found snoozing
sitting up in my chair.
Corns on my toes
make walking really tough.
And for some strange reason
I'm having cravings for snuff!
The simplest of things
I have to be retold.
Is it my imagination;
or am I growing old?
