I've heard many times
Of "eating your own words"
I'm sure they're bitter as gall
When I open my email
And the messages roll out
There's just no one to call
Lose weight, shop online
Apply for a mortgage today
Order music and get medicine
Come on, do it right away
Send this mail to seven friends
Learn your ancestral history
Free samples of chocolate and food
Costs only a price and your sanity
Eat out free and find a friend
Get directions to your destination
Sleep well at night, enter to win
Make a change to your occupation
Yet I'm addicted and I open and close
And click unsubscribe till it's jammed
Yet still the words roll down the page
Whatever I do, I'm damned
Uh, Oh...
Pass the mayonnaise
Here comes more spam!
