The union provided him with
A coefficient of reflection
When he saw a chance of
His hearts opportunistic infection
And for his efforts he received
One grand urinary tract infection...
His youthful desires upended
Nervously feeling a diffraction grating
Finding himself again stuck
In a position, of being ready and waiting
His scalp hair stiffly rose anew
Thusly his mind began annotating
Blame it on the reality programming and social stew
He crept back into his armor plating
Nursing old war wounds in his cocoon
Restoring his unbalanced hormonal octane rating...
Putting his cell phone
On a permanent call waiting
He stood at the threshold
Watching her undress, debating
Do I perform my romantic act
Or do I spend the night, negating
And in the morn cry out
Why must I always be translating...
