A man once said
"If pigs could fly
The price of bacon
Would go sky high"
I have know idea
If this is true
But I bet the price
Of umbrella's
Would go up too
Now if cow's could fly
That would be a sight
You can bet the worry
About pigeon droppings
Would go over night.
And if an elephant could fly
Oh what a balloon
Just think of the cages
They'd need at the zoo
Now if humans could fly
"I know what I'd do"
But the rest of this poem
I'll leave up to you.
