Fleet Street stressed and spread the scandal
That Thomas Thosma aborted armored penpal;
World security sprouted against inspection.
World police kept clamoring for protection,
Power amidst armourers we must paralyze
With dust dwelling and scientific analysis.
Stop! World security shouts to world police
With due inspection on Nuclear missile iced,
No negotiation; stop nagging, they praised!
Special secret invitations sent by world police,
Thirty, seventy; forty, sixty; we'll take thrice,
Soldiers our problem but missiles we iced.
Thirty battalions; sixty battalions; ninety battalions
Trained cum untrained at the war front
Our technique platoon would surely support.
Area Commander, Thirty battalions lost,
We're short of soldiers, please post
Sixty battalions to the war front!
Left left; left right; forward match!
Attention! We're short of soldiers in Batch,
Sixty battalions to battle in the war front!
"Thomas Thosma captured", Fleet Street stressed,
World police rejoice absolutely and announced
"Victory Holiday" on the urgent bill-board.
Any Nuclear missiles found? World security prosecuted,
"Although, no Nuclear missile was detected,
But the devil himself we actually arrested!"
World police fumed to the world security.
Many innocent souls lost; battalions were killed
But intact were technique platoon that supported!