As I sit here tryin' to figure, what to feed my rare, and high-bred Tigger,
That will keep him healthy: give his peach hued fur a glossy shine.
He's not your average pet, you see, and was never meant to be
Unkempt, not even for the slightest time.
I've tried everything; it seems, even rubbed his pelt with creams,
And exotic lotions purchased at the Five and Dime.
But his coat does not pass muster, it lacks sheen and it lacks luster,
And I've noticed that it's matted up and shabby
So, finally, I've decided this, instead of playin' hit or miss
I'll just trim his fur, so he'll look like a Tabby!
