Cupid you are cross-eyed
Constantly missing me
Tried aiming at my heart
Then hits the nearest tree
He lacks the practical skill
I clearly have that proof
Last year I watched him
Firing arrows on my roof
Cupid does need glasses
He is as blind as a bat
I remembered one year
He had aimed at the cat
Always missing the target
Flying straight past me
Eyesight is his problem
This little guy cannot see
His arrows fly everywhere
They often went astray
He had truly lost the plot
Obviously losing his way
Having heard love is blind
Cupid was proof of that
His sight better improve
Or I will be hiding my cat
Arrows aimed at the heart
Did sound rather stupid
Still I can spread my love
With or without any cupids
