I've been searchin' left and right, readin' profiles through the night
I didn't stop until the crack of dawn.
There's some lovely ladies here, but not for me, I fear
And I think I may have waited just too long.
There are gals, I will admit, who can crank it up a bit
With jokes and smiles that make me want to laugh
This ain't no field of clover, my life is halfway over
I want to find a gal to share the other half
I'm not lookin' for a quickie, and I'm really not that picky
I just want a gal who has a lot of class
I'm a classy guy myself, just sittin' on the shelf
I'd be a real good partner to some lass.
So if you still are lookin', and if you like home cookin',
You just might want to look at my profile
I'm revved up, but not frantic. and I am a real romantic
And I like to start my day off with a smile.
I'm kinda new at this, but I'd love a hug and kiss
From a gal that makes my heart skip a beat.
Cause, if she feels like me; What a couple we could be!
And I'm tired of livin' here, on Lonely Street...
