Here is me with a moustache
Hanging from my face
Dipping in my coffee
Being a disgrace
So I gently rub it
And little drops spot down
Around my shirt collar
Down to the ground
And I will never shave it
And I can't tell you why
It just hurts me
Every time I did try
And all the barber's
When they see me coming
Just open up the back door
And go a sandwich.
